More fab facts

First albums I ever bought: Duran Duran - Arena and Nik Kershaw - The Riddle, on tape.

First single I ever owned: Gimme Gimme Gimme (a man after midnight) - Abba. Oh the irony.

Song in my head right now - See previous with added Madge.

Last album I bought: Sheryl Crow - Wildflower.

Last single: Sheryl Crow - Good is Good.

What I wanted to be when I grew up: A vet or a mounted policewoman.

What I am now I've grown up: Bored shitless admin assistant.

I wish I could.... : Drive, play guitar and/or piano, make women fall at my feet with one snap of my fingers, growl like Eartha Kitt.

I wish I wouldn't: Be so negative (especially to/about myself), be irritable, be such a doormat, be apathetic.

I know I'm getting old when: My favourite tipple is Gaviscon.