Song for Fat Slag...

A thread on Outpost Gallifrey asked us to vent our annoyances in the form of a music hall song. Here is my effort. Hope you like it.

(Chorus)You're a fat stupid slag and you know it
You're a fat stupid slag yes you are
You think you're better than all the rest
But all there is to you is your enormous chest
Go f**k yourself you fat stupid slaaaag

You're flighty and you're girly
You can't spell Curly Wurly
You like fluffy pom poms and pink things
Your perfume is so cloying
Your voice is so annoying
You even like the way Stefani sings

(Chorus)
You're a fat stupid slag and you know it
You're a fat stupid slag yes you are
You think you're better than all the rest
But all there is to you is your enormous chest
Go f**k yourself you fat stupid slaaaag

You think you're so much smarter
Than our boss Mr Carter
You think you've got us all under your thumb
But we all hate your moaning
Your griping and your groaning
And we all laugh at you because you're dumb

(Chorus)
You're a fat stupid slag and you know it
You're a fat stupid slag yes you are
You think you're better than all the rest
But all there is to you is your enormous chest
Go f**k yourself you fat stupid slaaaag

(middle 8 type thing - slower)
Now what we want to say to you
Is don't talk to us like we're thick
The rest of us are more experienced
You really make us sick
Stop acting like a spoiled brat
Please think before you speak
Drop your voice another octave
And we'll let you live another week

(Chorus)
You're a fat stupid slag and you know it
You're a fat stupid slag yes you are
You think you're better than all the rest
But all there is to you is your enormous chest
Go f**k yourself you fat stupid slaaaag
Go f**k yourself you fat stupid slaaaaaaaaaaaag!