Burn baby burn

I've just spent a thoroughly enjoyable 15 minutes ritualistically setting fire to a Christmas card that Fat Slag sent me. Twee just like her, it featured a fairy with a fluffy skirt. Now you'd think it'd go up fairly quickly but it took me nearly half a box of matches to obliterate it completely. Ahhh the satisfaction. Why would you send a christmas card to someone you'd relished treating like shit for the best part of a year? Does she think it'd make it all alright? Two faced twat. On entering the office this morning after having a few days holiday I noticed a new Christmas tree with a pink fluffy star on top. I immediately thought that FS would've had something to do with it & guess what...? Yep, she chose it. Wonder how many matches it'd take to send it to the fiery pit of hell?