Horrorscope

D'you know, I always thought my horoscope on My Yahoo (which I think is done by Russell Grant) was pretty accurate as far as horoscopes go but today's just takes the piss.

Your natural sensitivity and compassion is given a powerful impetus forward today by strong feelings of love and affection for everyone around you, dear Cancer. Therefore you're likely to be on the giving and receiving end of a lot of expressions of affection, both overt and subtle.

So far so good. But.....

The man in your life should be feeling especially romantic towards you, so relax and let him shower you with attention! Children could also prove a powerful source of support.

Ok, too many assumptions there.

1) That the only people who read horoscopes are women.

2) That they're all straight.

3) That kids automatically come into the equation.

Isn't it time in this day and age that horoscopes are made non gender specific. Come on, it isn't that much of a stretch is it?