Fucking Lloyds TSB

My ex employers can just go shove it up their big black horsey arse. I need money. My current employers want to send me money. My current employers are a bit dim though and input the wrong account number. I spent half my lunchtime in the branch trying to sort out the mess. Nice lady spoke to someone on the phone who said they'd ring me back at work. They didn't ring me back.

I WANT MY FUCKING HARD EARNED CASH YOU BASTARDS!

And when I get my cash I'll be spiriting it away to another bank, namely the Co-op.