Yaaaaaaay! (mark 2)

*sings*

I've got my moooooney! I've got my mooooney!

I can now enjoy my weekend in Blackpool buying 'Kiss Me Quick' hats and cock rock with gay abandon.

I can also buy my mother a birthday present and enjoy the gay, lezzie, butch, femme, transgender, sequinned, soapy bear, dykey - likey, thong wearing, whistle blowing shenanigans of Manchester Pride at the end of the month without worrying that my money won't stretch to another Cheeky Vimto and a fake tattoo. Hurrah!