Meat and two veg

Dear BBC,

I am horrified that you saw fit to broadcast a programme before the watershed featuring a presenter who clearly had all the requisite bits and bobs on his body. No amount of reinforced gusset was enough to disguise the manly bulge as I paused the Sky + and pushed my nose up against the screen. How dare you show such filth.

As if Points of View wasn't enough, whilst watching the six o clock news it was readily apparent that Natashy Kaplinsky was in full possession of a pair of breasts under her neatly tailored blouse. And as for John Craven on Countryfile, well, I've never seen such a brazen display of buttocks under his corderoy trousers.

I demand that any people that are featured in your programmes immediately have their sexual organs removed, lest our children be sullied by the knowledge that our hallowed TV presenters are anatomically correct.

Yours,

Concerned of Chiswick

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a77842/wogan-responds-to-bulge-complaints.html