Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Cooooool man!

Oooh I've created an image of myself Simpsons stylee. How clever. If you want to do the same (of yourself not of me, silly) go to the Simpsons movie website where you can create your own avatar. Fab.

Labels:

Sunday, 22 July 2007

Whoooaa... here comes the flood!

Oh what an adventure I've had this weekend. It was a friend's 40th which I'd arranged to go to on the train. Which wouldn't normally be a problem but he lives in a town in Oxfordshire and its one of the few places around there that isn't currently under water. I went down on Friday which turned out to be a big mistake. The Virgin train I was on got as far as Birmingham and then stopped. We weren't going any further. I had a brief moment of panic, thinking the worst that I wasn't going to make the party or that I was going to have to find somewhere to sleep for the night etc. Then I remembered that there was a Dr Who convention on in Brum that weekend and that several lovely people I knew were going to be there. The thought calmed me that even if I was stuck in Brum I at least had somewhere to go and kind people to look after me. Its only just occurred to me tonight that I also have a friend in Brum who would probably have put me up for the night. Ah well.

Anyway, as a few of us who were heading for Oxford milled about New St station there was an announcement that we could either get a train to London and another one from there to Oxford (good job we didn't as we'd have been just as stuck there) or we could get a train to Coventry where there were buses to Banbury. So we went to Coventry. Rail announcers being the lying bastards they are there were no buses to Banbury from Coventry. Not even a rail-replacement bus which would surely be the normal routine. We could get yet another train to Leamington though. And trains from Leamington to Banbury (and Oxford) were running ok. Oh wait, no we aren't going anywhere actually. Flooding around Leamington is too bad so we all pile off the train again. So we abandon trains altogether. About half a dozen of us congregated at the taxi rank to try and get transport to Banbury. Five or six fit into one cab which (as I pointed out) wasn't very logical since that would leave one or two of us to pay a full fare all the way while the other lot would split a bill 5 ways at least. So one sensible chap got out again. The others decided they didn't give a shit though so off they went. I volunteered to stay with the chap so he wouldn't have to foot the entire bill and he pottered off to try and find others who were going that way. No such luck until in a fit of bravado I shouted at the top of my lungs for anyone who was going to Banbury. Suddenly there was a flood (ha ha) of interest and four others joined us in squeezing into the cab. Cosy.

So there we were an hour later, still on the fringes of Coventry and stuck in traffic. We'd chatted on and off, discussed where we were going and how we were going to get there, how long it was likely to take etc. We passed a tree that'd fallen onto the by-pass and various areas of flooded motorway. Another cab drew alongside full of people who were going to Oxford. One lady decided to make a run for it and she hopped into the Oxford cab with the assistance of our driver. Another hour and a half and we were playing a silly game where we had to name films that began with the letters of the alphabet. A girl who wanted to get to High Wycombe decided enough was enough and she popped out for a fag, valiantly jogging alongside as the cab crawled along at about 2 miles per hour. My bladder was beginning to make its presence known. The driver asked if we wanted to stop at Warwick services. Good job we said we could wait as it turned out that was where the problem was. The world and his fecking dog were queueing up to get into Warwick services. The millisecond we got past the slip road we were off and away at a rate of knots. There was a slight delay further on but we got through that relatively quickly.

Sooo. Banbury station then. And trains were running. Half of us dashed off for the loo then returned for hasty goodbyes and good lucks. The train for Oxford was due in 15 minutes. Paul, who had tried to make it from Faringdon to Banbury to pick me up and failed, made another attempt to get to Oxford. The road from his place to Oxford was bisected by a flood which had proved impossible to get through. The train was late and I looked at the info board to find that my train had disappeared off it. Oh shit. Looks like I'm in Banbury for the night. Then lo and behold there was an announcement and the Oxford train appeared. Hurrah! Many many flooded fields were passed on the way. Many many. I got to Oxford. Ten minutes later and Paul arrived. We sped off toward Faringdon and the flooded roundabout which we forded without too much trouble.

I checked into my B&B which from the outside looked like a relic from Scooby Doo or the Hammer House of Horror series but which was brightly lit and normal on the inside if a little old fashioned. And then I trotted off to the pub next door for some much needed sweet sweet beer with Paul and Caroline. Bliss. I was so bloody grateful to be there I bought a largish round in.

I'd planned to pop back into Oxford the next day to get some stuff but after looking round Faringdon I found what I needed very easily so I didn't bother going. I went and chilled back in the B&B, had a snooze, read the paper, watched the BBC news and went to meet P&C at the coffee shop across the road for coffee and cake. Mmmmm. Apple Cake. Soft and moist and apply, cinnamonny mmmmm. Had a bit of a look round the very picturesque church and then a long walk to the folly which was closed & back to the B&B again for more chilling and snoozing and showering. Party was utterly fab. Lots of people there who I'd not seen for ages. Live music, free thai curry, more sweet sweet beer and a very silly game with After Eight mints where you put a mint on your forehead and have to get it into your mouth without touching it - only using facial muscles. Mine ended up on the floor. Everyone had lovely streaks of brown down their faces. Funny as fuck.

Lots of us then crammed into P&Cs flat for more booze but by then I'd had enough alcohol and just wanted to chill out and chat. I had a lovely long conversation with Penny who I haven't seen for about three years (and also joined by Steve and Bob) and we gabbed about John Barrowman in panto, actors staying to sign autographs after shows, our shared love of Dempsey and Makepeace and about Cagney and Lacey on the Graham Norton show. Ah but then it was all over and we made our way back to our hotels/B&Bs, narrowly avoiding a domestic nearby.

A final brunch at the coffee shop next day and that was it. I didn't bother trying to get the train and begged a lift from Bob. Thanks Bob.

Big thanks to Paul and Caroline who looked after me over the weekend and who hosted a marvellous party.

Labels: , , ,

Monday, 9 July 2007

Birfday

It was my birthday yesterday. I'm the ripe old age of 36 and I've still got all me own teeth. I inherited an ipod shuffle which I've been faffing about with this evening. I was also given a pair of 'top range' headphones which I'm slightly less impressed with. They're in-ear ones which take some getting used to and at first I must've had them inserted wrong as the music sounded like it was coming from the inside of a tin can. I tried the phones that came with the ipod and they sounded alot better. That can't be right surely. I've heard that ipod phones are supposed to be shite. So I faffed around a bit more, changed a few bits on the new phones and inserted them correctly and they seem to be ok now except for a background hiss. WTF! I might as well dig out my old Sony Walkman and a few cassettes & listen to them. Oh well. Mustn't complain & seem like an ungrateful bitch.

Birthday was really quite shite for reasons that I don't want to go into. It would've been really nice if it wasn't for someone being a complete & utter arsehole. As usual. I long for the day when I can go out for a meal/lunch/day out without this person being a twat at some point but sadly I don't think that's ever going to happen.

Still, I've got a lovely meet up with some genuinely lovely people on Saturday to look forward to so I'll make up for it then & have a whale of a time. My birthday can be a week late this year.

It doesn't help that I'm a bit bereft this week. No new Dr Who to look forward to (or enjoy slagging off like the last two eps - peee-ew!) and no new CSI: Las Vegas. *sigh* I've rediscovered Frasier lately though, thanks to repeats on the Paramount Comedy channel. Such repetitive, annoying trailers in the ad breaks though. Oh look its a trailer for Grumpy Old Men/Women.... five seconds later... oh yeah here we go, Everybody Loves Raymond..... a minute later Rules of Engagement and Two and a Half Men.... ooh never seen that before.

Labels: , ,