Wednesday 28 March, 2007

She's gone

Hurrah! And strangely enough she didn't seem to care one bit. Unfortunately my boss is the one who feels guilty and stressed out about it. Its her first sacking, bless her. A few of us have been trying our damnedest to reassure her that its ok, not her fault and doesn't make her a bad person but she still feels like shit. The urge to give her a big hug was almost unbearable.

I found the weirdopsychobitch's Myspace page btw. She calls herself Maurice; and there *are* pictures on there of a lad shoving things up his bum. The mind boggles.

Talking of boggling, when I got home there was a wasp in my bedroom. Now where the fuck did that come from?

Can of Raid sorted it. You can tell I'm not a Buddhist can't you?

Monday 26 March, 2007

5 days to go

I'm not sure what I'm more excited about. The new series of Dr Who or the exhibition opening in Manchester this weekend.

Funky things happening at work. I'm starting New Things. I'm not sure exactly what it entails but I've been wanting to move into this stuff for a little while because the stuff I've been doing for a year is fucking doing my head in. Two people who were really good and on the ball and who wanted to get the stuff done right and on time with the minimum hassle have either left or gone to do other things in the company. So I'm left with a couple of people who are crap, clueless and think that doing what's just about good enough for them with little effort is what's good for the job as a whole. WRONG! One of the chaps did a job early, without checking that it was ok to do so. It wasn't. He was asked to ring the council and sort it out. He didn't. He thinks that just getting the job done very quickly so that no-one figures out that we were there is good enough. It isn't. Its still fucked up. Twat.

Anyway, New Things. A step closer to not working with that particular clueless lazy twat again. Hurrah! I go to my first council meeting tomorrow. Well, not my first. I did something similar for another company a couple of years ago and that involved much the same thing. And I think I went to one meeting with the local council then. At least I get to go out of the office with my hottie boss.

And so to the bundle of random psychotic weirdness that is L. She's only been with us a month and has caused no end of trouble. 16 years old and with an attitude that'd make Gaddaffi weep. Lets teach L to do something. Lets then watch L fuck it up. Then try teaching her all over again the next day because she swears she wasn't taught how to do it in the first place. Repeat ad nauseum for a month. Oh she's ever so quiet and mousy but she's got that glint in her eye that Denis Nielsen had when he spied a tasty looking lad. No matter how many times our boss (or anyone else for that matter) tells her not to spend her day pissing about on MSN messenger/listening to her ipod/chatting with her mates on the phone that customers ring in on/writing her memoirs in a yellow diary/writing messages from the devil on post-it notes, next day she'll just be doing it again. And again. And again. After much tutting, huffing and looks so dirty they'd make Christina Aguilera blush of course. Apparently she's even more bizarre out of work. Hurling abuse at strangers in the street and college tutors, slagging off everyone in the office and by all accounts her Myspace page is a shrine to scat.

Never mind, they're sacking her on Wednesday.

I shall be hiding all sharp implements and refreshing my kick boxing skills in preparation. Just in case.

Saturday 17 March, 2007

What a cock up!

So Scooch won then. Much as I liked them and thought they were funny I think our chances of winning Eurovision this year are shot. Yes I know I gave them douze points before but in the end I voted for Cyndi. I think our camp period is going to be over this year. We've had far too many silly winners now and I think the voting will now go in favour of something more serious and earnest. And by the looks of the clips on tonights programme, most of the other entrants are going Camp Factor 9 this year too. I was willing to put money on Cyndi winning for us this time round too. Ah well.

But what a fuck up at the end. I'm sure they both announced Cyndi as winner (though some others thought it was just Terry). I was really pleased. Turned out they made a balls up and she didn't win after all. Poor girl.

I demand a recount!

Good evening Bolton. Can we have your votes please?

Liz - Nice little poppy song, lyrics a bit bland but quite catchy. Reminded me of Dusty Springfield a bit. What the fuck was she wearing though? 7 points (sept points)

Brian - Oh dear. Good song but as Captain Jack said it was pitched too high for him. It'd be Gemini all over again. 2 points (deux points)

Big Bruvaz - Great song, the girls had fantastic voices. I was surprised at how much I liked it. Don't think its a Eurovision song though, sorry. 8 points (ouit points)

Cyndi - A bit flat to start with but it soon picked up. Nice power ballad. I'm not normally into such things but I can actually see this one winning for us. And Captain Jack had it right again. She might get us some French votes. 10 points (dix points)

Scooch - Fucking hilarious. Would you like something to suck for landing sir? 12 points (douze points)

Hawkins and Brown - Absolutely atrocious. Too shrill, tune all over the place. Awful! No points (nul points)

And that concludes the voting for the Bolton jury.

Oh, by the way, Mel G you're such a Eurovish geek. Love you. And your silly hat.

Friday 16 March, 2007

Monday pics of SF


The Civic Centre



Japantown Peace Pagoda



Yerba Buena Gardens

San Fran #2

Back to the tales of hols. I packed so much into that 5 days in SF I can't remember what I did and when. Thank god I sent an email to my mates on the last day saying what I'd been doing. I have to keep referring back to it.

Anyway.

Monday was my day for shopping but not until I'd visited a couple more touristy bits. My first stop was the Civic Centre. I just took a couple of pics and soaked up the atmos really. It was early morning so not many people were about which was nice. Then I ventured onto the Muni to go to Japantown. I'd been given a Muni map when I checked into the hotel but I still managed to miss my stop by miles. I had to walk back to Japantown once I'd figured out where I was and the area was the kind of place you see on CSI and other cop shows. The type where you get gunned down in the street. Nice. Still, I made it to Japantown in one piece and had a mooch round the mall. I think I picked the wrong time to go. It was nice but ever so quiet and there didn't seem to be much to it. So I got another Muni back into the centre of town to do my gift shopping. Not much to tell there as I didn't really do very much. Popped into Macys for something for my mum, looked round a couple of book shops, Virgin Megastore etc. Now where the hell did I have lunch? Pfft! No idea. I'd planned to go and watch a film that night so I went to the cinema nearby to find out what was on. And then I found the Yerba Buena gardens next door which were really lovely.

Once I'd gone back to my hotel to drop off my stuff and chill out I went out to find a Thai restaurant I'd seen advertised in one of my tourist guides. God what an experience that was. It was a bit rough around the edges and I had to walk through the dodgiest streets to get there. I kept getting approached by dodgy blokes on the street. I was so intimidated. It was then I felt really alone. What the fuck was I doing going on holiday by myself? At least the food was good. And very cheap. I had a discount voucher too but didn't have the heart to use it.

Thankfully I wandered a different route to the cinema so it was much less scary. And I saw The Pursuit of Happyness which was a great film. I hadn't realised it was set in SF before I went to see it so it ended up being a very appropriate film to watch. At least, when I came out of the cinema I'd calmed down alot and the locals were slightly less intimidating.

Wednesday 14 March, 2007

Misery loves company

Am sat here at work feeling very sorry for myself. I've got a cold at the moment and my right ear is blocked and very painful. I can't hear properly, I feel like crap and the right side of my face hurts. Lets hope this Lemsip works.

Boo hoo! I want to go home.

Monday 5 March, 2007

More



And the pix...







More on Flickr of course.

Bored

Gawd I'm bored. I've spent most of the day watching telly, catching up on eps of Ugly Betty, Primeval, Stargate: Atlantis and SG1, ER and the freakin sweet Family Guy. And now I've surfed most of the message boards I'm on. I've been putting off posting about my hols but I might as well do it now or I never will.

So. San Francisco.

Flight was pretty uneventful. Just about managed to rush myself through Paris customs where I was changing flights only to find the flight was delayed by two hours. Joy. Then we eventually flew to SF but back over the UK again. So why did I waste 4 or 5 hours going to Paris??? Not doing that again.

Got into SF on Saturday afternoon. Very disconcerting flying in over the bay, watching the water getting closer and closer, not being able to see land. But it did appear and we landed safely. In the pouring rain. I might as well have never left Manchester. I was knackered and greasy and icky so I negotiated the BART system, found my hotel and gratefully ran myself a shower only to slip mid-soaping and fall on my arse. I nearly came a cropper there and then. How I manged not to cry I'll never know. During the fall my ankle had twisted and I feared I'd done some damage to it. My arse and my side were also hurting like hell. I eventually managed to stand up and finish my shower to then lie/sit gingerly on the bed calming myself down and wincing every time I moved. The only thing I did manage to do that night was get dressed and find the nearest Dennys to recover with a much needed burger and a strawberry shake. I also discovered the locals. Druggies, hobos and neer do wells. Great! I should have guessed what sort of area I was in when I saw the adult cinema across the road.

Next morning I was very sore but not so much that I couldn't get down to breakfast (a sandwich thing with fresh juice and tea) in the Brazilian cafe attached to the hotel and wait for my pick up for the tour I was going on. Alcatraz and a deluxe city tour by coach. Alcatraz was fun. It was a gorgeous day and the place was packed. Its actually a rather beautiful place that's been turned into a nature reserve. I mooched around the souvenir shop first then made my way up the hill to the self-guided tour of the cells which was very interesting. I thought the place would be really spooky but it was so crowded and sunny that any atmosphere was lost. Shame. I got loads of great pics and took in the spectacular view of the city before it was time to make my way to the ferry and back to the pier where it was time for the second leg of the tour.

I found myself sitting next to a family from England, presumably Essex or thereabouts from their accents, and chatting amiably with the mother Avril. Very nice lady, giving me tips on what to do and where to go etc. First stop was the Golden Gate Bridge which took my breath away. It was definitely one of those pinch-me-I'm-dreaming moments. You wouldn't have thought a bridge could be exciting but to be somewhere so iconic - then you really know you're in San Francisco. Next we toured through some pretty districts to reach Golden Gate Park where we stopped for the Japanese Tea Gardens or the De Young museum. I opted to just pick up my city pass from the De Young and grab something to eat from the cafe. I'd planned to go back later in the holiday anyway. A tour through more districts, this time some of the really wealthy areas to a place called Twin Peaks which had the most stunning views of the city. And thankfully a lack of horrific murders by a man named Bob. Back on the coach we made our way back through the Castro where we saw a group of men in wedding dresses crossing the road, and IIRC back through Chinatown and to Fishermans Wharf where I got off. Fishermans Wharf is a bit like Blackpool really. Full of tacky souvenir shops but good fun and I picked up pressies for the folks back home and did a bit of shopping for myself. I also found a Johnny Rockets diner which my brother had waxed lyrical about. Or more specifically the milkshakes. Well it was a nice milkshake but not quite as nice as the one I'd had at Dennys the night before and I didn't rate the food much really. I had these breaded chicken wings which were in some kind of weird sauce that I didn't much like the taste of and some onion rings that were a bit average. Finally I wandered down to the far end of the Wharf where the cable car turnaround was. A nice experience being on a cable car but it should really be done during the day I think to get the full effect. It was dark by the time I got on. And its fun trying not to slide down the length of the bench crashing into the person next to you as you go up and down hills. And that was it for the night. I retired back to my hotel to chill out, watch TV and get more sleep.